Seriously....

Let me tell you something.

I do not do provacative pictures and sexting.

So I "met" another guy through POF. Profile was cool, he portrayed a successful man with a job who was a fellow eastcoaster that recently moved to Illinois. Yeah we got something in common. Although he moved from NYC he was born and graduated college with his master's degree in Jamaica. The messaging went from the site to our personal phones.

*Okay one more thing after our texts become paragraphs I prefer to have my phone ring - or I will ring yours....who got time for three four paragraphs to read?*

So I ask the cat to give me a ring. He has a heavy accent and prefers texting - don't care, call me. So he did, albeit was a bite hard to understand through the phone but I am practicing patience. He has enough intelligence to recite words beyond 'Oh.' After our twenty minute conversation we hang up, saying we would ring one another the next day.

I awoke to a "Good Morning Beautiful" which made me smile. (You know bishes love good morning texts) Anywho we texts throughout the day he was boarding a plane to a business meeting in California and would be back that night. He wanted to meet the day after at a local place. Since he is new to the area and near me I find a location easy to get too and half way between both our homes. By the end of the current day the ninja asks for a picture, to which I direct him to my POF profile....he says he is h*rny and really wants a picture of me.......

Needless to say we did not meet EVER and picture was NEVER sent......fugg outta here.

Is this how dudes get down in 2012?