Round of Applause...

...baby make that...yeah so I go to strip clubs.

Recently Slim and I visited a local strip club here in Illinois and one that has the biggest pink ad on 294 North. It was different....

Being a retired strip club patron one who used to hit the male revue every Thursday back home in D.C. I had only been to one other female club before and that was in Baltimore prior to moving here....that's a whole 'nother story all together, I didn't have an expectation and thought 'Yea this will be fun to do together, we have never went to a strip club together why not?'.

So we go in and it's typical set up no big hooraaahh or something to write about. The bar drinks were cheap and weak -1 point.

It's more a "lighter dancers" establishment so that piqued my curiosity since I have only seen 1-2 lighter dancers perform before, however in a darker dancer establishment so those girls brought the FIYAH. I wanted to see what it looked like to see one of these dancers rock out.........

Never again........they were too "cute" to work for their money or something because this was not what's up they were hella weak in dance, rhythm and choreography. There was only one girl there who worked for hers and this is the lady who approached me and basically sat her hot "stuff" on my left knee *sprays disinfectant* offering to dance for Slim and I.....we passed. There were two darker dancers there and they must have gotten the word that we were the only two darker patrons in the spot because when their time came to dance they walked the very long way around to us and winked.....we nodded - you know....the nod

They were also Wack..................................