Basketball Wives Recap

Last Week - I didn't write because it was so painful for me to get through. The only highlight is the paparozzi yelling out to Jackie and Draya asking "What is your daughter's name?" LMAO!!! Y'all know Jackie is trifling and got mad beef with her daughter who will be putting out a book soon telling just how crazy her momma is....chasing her husband all over the world. I wanted to link her blog but I guess they had to take it down due to legal implications: http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2011/08/jackie-christies-daughter-puts-her-blast

The stage was set for a showdown, but no such luck! Jackie let Laura off the hook fairly easy. She pulled out her old trick of having a roundtable discussion, to hash out any hearsay, but Jackie didn't really go in on Laura for all the things she's supposedly said.

Weak sauce, Jackie!

This week! Y'all notice on the preshow or whatever it was with Tami that it was painfully obvious that Laura has a bad taste in her mouth sitting next to Jackie. Laura made sure to show that ring too didn't she! I just knew it was about to pop off! But it didn't :(

The show: Chile Jackie is a hawt ass mess and the ladies are too through with her. Only Malaysia/Imani/Laura have uncovered how the he say she say got started I am assuming next week will be the ultimate blow out. Draya is getting hip too her doings as well, so this should be interesting.


I am going to look at it again tonight and take my notes on the pc I am sure that there are moments I missed in there because I was running around last night like a crazy person cooking, answering the door telling the kids I had no candy :( I mean who expects trick or treater's in a condo building?! Whatever.

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Recap (written while watching the show)
Okay so why Draya wear a cut-up to the beach with her son?

What people did Imani her trash talk about herself from "the lips" of Laura?

Glowia talking about she physically got Laura's back......yeah sure. Laura big ass can take care of herself but why she always talking about fighting?
Jackie thanking her mom but what type of mother is she???

*Awwww sookey sookey Love and Hip Hop looking right for the new season**

Matt & Gloria have matching bags (under their eyes).

"She's a heavy girl, so you not going to throw her far" LOL@Draya

Gloria/Laura tried on swimsuits. Why did Gloria pull on that extra lil stomach meat #skinnygirlproblems #iCant

Imani moved Laura's shit out! Gansta Boo...I like her like 0.0013% more

Malaysia got some bucked teeth. I am not mad she moved so her weave couldn't catch on fire....they were a bit close and I know that hair by the ounce cost a grip.

 Jackie got sensitive about her favorite catch phrase "There it is"She does say that when instigating.

Draya has such a cute shape, one of the best ones I have seen on reality tv! Halle Barry Baaaaadddd

Jackie didn't know it was pork?? Am I the only one who saw a big ass pig's head sitting on the table. Its a LUAU! If I didn't eat pork I would ask questions before making a plate. Didn't she say she lived there for 9 years....so you didn't know. I don't buy it. They tricked you??? Imani told you it was chicken??? You run a Diana Ross for an hour with the dramatics! Next time ask before stuffing your face. When did chicken/pork not have a distict taste?

And how many times did Jackie have to bring up the "situation?" Oh she a psychic. I am so glad Imani and Laura didn't put everything in front of everybody and did it on their own to squash it. lol@ Jackie being paranoid.

Gloria's earring are cute but look hella heavy @ the picnic.

What is the need to take a picture with a sea turtle is just confusing. Jackie "Get on the turtle" is that a fetish of hers? She asked everyone to get on it!

**Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - even real G's cry guaranteed*
I realize what it is with Jackie! Jackie wants her own talk show! Notice how she asks open ended questions like a master chef she cuts through these chics psyche and if that is not the case she is really crazy in which case as Malaysia said "We can get her help for that..."